Ignore No More

I’m good at going unnoticed. I can keep a secret. I can start a secret society of senators. I have nothing to hide; it’s all here, on the internet.

My first act as New York senator will be to hang my dirty laundry on a line stretching from Albany to Washington DC. That’ll keep ‘em busy while I organize a group of idealistic young senators. We’ll expose the corruption within our government. Sure, I’ll be murdered, but they can’t kill us all, and now you’re in on it. Never mind that white van parked on your lawn. We’ll be martyrs.

We all know about government dishonesty, so why not do something about it? Because, for the most part we’re content. Or apathetic. Not me. Not anymore. I love my country, but I want my government to give it to me straight. Who killed Kennedy? Are there aliens on US soil? No, not those aliens, extraterrestrials. Why does the American public need to be monitored day and night and why do atrocities still happen if surveillance is so advanced? Why are so many Americans dying at home and abroad?

I’m calling for another secret agency, but not run by the government. And I want every blue blooded gun-toting truth seeker out there to have my back. Forget politics, crash the parties, and burn down the house, but build some bridges, brothers and sisters, and shout: “we want answers, not excuses! Enough secrets! Enough deceit! Enough lies! We won’t eat them anymore; we’re hungry for full disclosure.” It’s high time for “for the people and by the people” to ring true again. This doesn’t mean war, it means freedom. No more lies. We’re adults; don’t treat us like children anymore, Uncle Sam. And keep your hands to yourself, we’re all grown up now and we can scream louder than ever. Now, who’s with me? Let’s start today.