05 March 2007

You ain’t from around these (body) parts

A Michigan couple received a package from DHL today; its contents were made in China, as is almost every consumer good, but these were unusual imports. A human liver and section of human head on the rocks greeted the Larmandes, who were eager for pieces of a table, got more than they bargained for.

28 chilled and bubble wrapped body parts are drifting across America, on their way to a Medical Research Lab. So unless you regularly peruse Jeffrey Dahmer's cookbook, enjoy soilent green, are Vincent Van Gogh, a black market body parts dealer, voodoo priest, making a monster, or are just plain weird, beware the next time the doorbell rings. This would make a great horror novel or movie plot, but I’m sure Stephen King’s all over it.