I had to write 30 and 60 second radio ads for a job I'm applying for. I'm not in a very creative mood, so plop!
60 Second Ad
Do other peanut butters have you feeling sluggish? Then try our "Nuts Over Peanut Butter" brand peanut butter packed with 18, not just a measly eight essential vitamins including the very rare and exotic vitamin P. Parents, do you avoid slapping singles in you kids's hands for fear of an unhealthy school lunch, but wonder what to pack the pipsqueaks? Never fear "Nuts Over Peanut Butter" is all natural, excluding the added sugars linked to diabetes and hydrogenated oils associated with naughty trans fats! Our peanut butter is made from a family recipe that's not so secret: fresh roasted peanuts. "Nuts Over Peanut Butter" comes in two varieties, salted and unsalted and of course, you can also choose crunchy or creamy. So skip the Skippy, can the Peter Pan, and tiff the Jiff; for you've got "Nuts Over," the peanut butter that never leaves you fat, flat, or out of cash!
30 Second Radio Ad
Got gunk junk or other such bunk in you gutters, air vents, or attic? Call 1-800-CLE-ANUP. At 800 CLEANUP we will clean anything for cheap! We hire 100% illegal immigrants and pass the savings on to you! Refrigerator look more like an oil spill than a place to store food? Call us! Would your kid just assume eat vegetables than clean the disaster area they call a room? Call us! Have your pets run amok all over the house? Don't delay, call today! 1-800-CLE-ANUP! That's 1-800-CLE-ANUP!
Pretty bad, eh? I don't think I'm getting that job. Sorry, I'ver been tired all day.
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